May 2013
255 posts
laughingstation:
people that have trouble gaining weight
maxrajmahganja:
I’m on the pursuit of happiness lol jk actually I’m just on my way to pick up bud
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
gwenstefuckme:
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
awkwardvagina:
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
mia-jpgr:
women’s band merch disappoints me to no end
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
voltorbitting:
420420 420 ^ 420 420 | 420 420 o —-> 420 420 420 420 420 420420
oh good heavens look at the time
claydols:
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
whorville:
I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces